Lanna Lavender Shop – All products are grown and/or produced on our farm to the highest standards. We grow the lavender, distill the essential Oil and Hydrosol and make our products with the best available ingredients right here down on the farm.
Oh, fair and noble lavender hydrosol, thou art a fragrant elixir, distilled from nature’s bountiful bosom. Thy essence doth waft through the air, pleasing the senses and captivating the hearts of all who dare to inhale thy sweet aroma. Pray tell, this wondrous water of lavender, doth thou possess the power to calm troubled spirits and soothe aches that plague the weary soul? Methinks thy potent potion, brewed of ethereal flowers and distilled with purest water, doth hold the key to inner tranquility and serenity.
This marvelous lavender hydrosol doth boast a multitude of virtues, which maketh it a favorite amongst maidens fair and noble lords alike. ‘Tis a remedy to invigorate the visage, forsooth! Its gentle touch, when applied to one’s countenance, doth refresh the skin, restoring a youthful glow that rivals the dawn’s first light.
Nay, for it doth possess powers that transcend mere aesthetics. Migraines and headaches shall flee with great haste, leaving nought but tranquility in their wake.
$7.50
Wellness Balm – An all round balm with many uses. Extra Virgin Olive Oil and Pharmaceutical Grade Bees Wax. Camphor, Menthol, Lavender Oil, Clove Leaf Oil, Peppermint Oil, Eucalyptus Oil and Cinnamon Leaf Oil.
Allow me to regale you with a tale of a most curious substance. This remedy, known as the Wellness Balm. Its proponents claim it possesses an assortment of wondrous properties, capable of curing every malady known to mankind.
We discovered the ingredients contained within this balm are nothing short of ludicrous. Suspiciously abundant amounts of Lavender, Clove Leaf, Peppermint, Eucalyptus and Cinnamon Leaf , if you can believe it!
No magical elixir can miraculously cure one of every affliction known to humanity, or can it?
The purported application methods of this balm require one to perform such intricate rituals that it would make the most devout occultist blush! One must vigorously rubbing the balm onto your temples or that sore spot only you cn feel, or so I’ve been told. It appears this Wellness Balm defies the laws of science in many ways.
$10.00
Lavender Essential Oil – Our oil is distilled on site from our field of “Phenomenal” lavender. We sell it in 10ml single drop sealed glass vials. The single drop system stops you from wasting the oil getting it out of the vial.
Behold! The remarkable essence of lavender, that most wondrous of botanical treasures, which bears the power to transport one’s imagination to ethereal realms, where beauty and tranquility entwine in harmonious union. As we delve into the realm of its splendor, I am compelled to weave a tale that captures the essence of this fragrant elixir.
Ah, lavender essential oil! It is the golden nectar extracted from the flowers’ petals, through a meticulous process that demands utmost care and patience. Just envision the diligent hands of skilled artisans, plucking each blossom with reverence, their focus unwavering, as they strive to capture the very essence of nature’s splendor.
Once collected, these petals undergo a transformation – a metamorphosis, if you will. They are subjected to steam distillation, a gentle yet formidable process, wherein the potent essence is released, imbuing the oil with myriad therapeutic properties and an enchanting aroma that captivates both heart and mind.
Picture a weary traveler, burdened by the toils of existence, seeking solace amidst life’s tumultuous seas. With but a single inhale of lavender’s divine breath, his troubles begin to dissipate, like morning fog under the sun’s radiant gaze. This humble elixir possesses wondrous healing properties. It is known to soothe minor wounds and ease the fiery sting of insect bites, offering respite from life’s pesky annoyances. Its gentle caress can alleviate tension, easing the knots of stress that burden our mortal frames, fostering a sense of tranquility that transcends the bounds of ordinary existence.
And let us not forget its importance in the realm of slumber! Lavender essential oil, with its hypnotic aroma, can transport even the most troubled minds to the realm of dreams, where fantastical visions dance across the nocturnal canvas. It is the key that unlocks the door to restful repose, ensuring that each night is filled with the sweetest, most rejuvenating sleep.
In this humble tribute to the illustrious lavender essential oil, we have explored the magical world from which it springs forth. It is a testament to the beauty and power of nature, offering solace, healing, and enchantment to all who dare to partake.
$18.00
lavender sachet – Make your closet smell wonderful
In a realm of dreams, where scents do bloom,
There lies a sachet, a fragrant plume.
Of purple whispers and gentle sway,
A poetry woven in lavender’s display.
Oh, tender buds, kissed by the morning dew,
Dancing through clouds, in a lavender hue.
Fragrance released, like a sigh in the air,
A whispered secret, for souls to share.
Within its folds, an enchanting spell,
A gateway to realms where hearts may dwell.
A tapestry woven with love’s embrace,
A haven of solace, a tranquil space.
The lavender’s essence, a symphony of peace,
Melting the worries that burden and cease.
Whispered solace in every gentle toss,
A balm for the weary, a moment’s sweet pause.
In this sachet lies nature’s gentle care,
A bouquet of dreams for souls to bear.
Let its scent ignite the flame within,
A reminder of beauty, a love that’s akin.
So when the world feels heavy and grey,
Unleash the sachet, let worries sway away.
Embrace the poetry held within its folds,
And breathe in the calmness that it beholds.
For in this lavender sachet, beauty resides,
Where emotions bloom and souls coincide.
A poet’s muse, a gentle touch of grace,
Let this fragrant verse bring solace to your space.
$4.00
Smudge Sticks – Can be used in a cleansing ceremony if you don’t like the smell of sage. Can also be thrown on an open fire to keep mosquitos away.
Now, let me spin you a tale ’bout them Native Smudge Sticks, partner. These here traditional beauties have been around for ages, used by our indigenous folks to cleanse and purify their sacred spacesThese smudge sticks are crafted by bundlin’ together mighty Lavender stalks and sometimes even wild flower pedals. It’s a blend of botanical wonders, a recipe for tranquility, and a surefire way to keep those pesky bugs at bay. So when the air gets thick with bad vibes or when things just don’t feel right, you grab yourself one of them Native Smudge Sticks, light it up, and let the magic unfold.
The art of burnin’ these sticks is no ordinary task. It requires focus, dedication, and a spark of adventure. First, you take your smudge stick in hand, and with a trusty match or a flick of a lighter, you light the tip with the fiery vengeance of a prairie wildfire. Once it catches ablaze, you’ll see plumes of smoke spiraling up to the heavens, dancin’ like a troupe of wild stallions. As that sacred smoke fills your abode or surrounds your campfire, it starts doin’ its job. It seeps into every nook and cranny, ridin’ the currents of the air, drivin’ away any evil bugs or negative vibes. It’s like watching a mighty duel between good and evil, right there in your own livin’ room. So be sure to place that smudge stick on a heat-proof vessel or a chunk of rock, keep a watchful eye, and make sure that fire don’t get too feisty. ‘Cause the only thing more disappointin’ than a cowboy with a wet match is a burnt-down corral.
Now you got the lowdown on these here Native Smudge Sticks. They’ll bring that touch of the Old West to your modern-day life, and like a good horse, they’ll remain loyal and true. So, whether you’re battlin’ unruly bugs or simply want to fill your home with the aroma of the Great Plains, saddle up, grab yourself a smudge stick, and ride off into the sunset of sweet-scented serenity! Happy trails, partner!
$5.00